Monday, July 28, 2008

Keep Bleeding Keep Keep Bleeding Love

You cut me open and I.....

I think I have consumed all the depression there is to consume in the world and there is nothing left of it for anyone to use.

What to do? I love him. He doesn't love me. We went out twice only but I just can't get him out of my mind. I keep eating chocolate and smoking instead. And blogging about it of course.

You see, I love using some guy I barely know as a hook to hang all my issues on. No, I would rather not confront the real source of problems in my life. Hiding behind our breakup is way safer and more dramatic and entertaining. Or else, what would I blog about?

Monday, March 17, 2008

Fixing Your Comment Problems

Ever wondered why the traffic on your blog isn't as high as you want it to be?
Ever wondered how you can solve this difficult crisis?

Well, let me share my solution with you.. for I have tried to write about every single topic there is to write about in the world.. from financial issues to the hue of my toe nail.. I tried so hard, stayed up so many nights, typing and typing, and I still hadn't reached where I want..

My dear jolly friends, let me present to you my marvelous solution for getting the spotlight to shine on YOU and only YOU:
COMMENTS!
Yes, comments..
On every blog and every corner in the Internet.. i comment, thus i shine.. small, big, shallow, deep comments.. they make me feel.. ALIVE! it works like MAGIC!

YAAAY I just checked the aggregator and there's a new post.. i have to go COMMENT now..

ps: please don't forget to comment on this post