I’m so boring. I constantly try to write long and meaningful posts about hot topics only because I ache for people to leave comments on my blog. Even if most of them are angry at me.I know that people fall asleep when they read my articles. Even I fall asleep when I write them. Two days ago I woke up with my face stuck to the keyboard. When I went to work the next day my colleagues thought I had sex in the office the night before. I wish I had, but girls don’t go out with me, especially when they read my boring blog.
I try to spice my blog up by commenting on hot topics from the local newspapers. For some reason my readers still fall asleep.
Maybe I can convince alternative medicine practitioners to sponsor me.
But I would rather write another boring post.
(did you like my catchy title?)
