Fixing Your Comment Problems

Ever wondered why the traffic on your blog isn't as high as you want it to be?
Ever wondered how you can solve this difficult crisis?

Well, let me share my solution with you.. for I have tried to write about every single topic there is to write about in the world.. from financial issues to the hue of my toe nail.. I tried so hard, stayed up so many nights, typing and typing, and I still hadn't reached where I want..

My dear jolly friends, let me present to you my marvelous solution for getting the spotlight to shine on YOU and only YOU:
COMMENTS!
Yes, comments..
On every blog and every corner in the Internet.. i comment, thus i shine.. small, big, shallow, deep comments.. they make me feel.. ALIVE! it works like MAGIC!

YAAAY I just checked the aggregator and there's a new post.. i have to go COMMENT now..

ps: please don't forget to comment on this post

like "ree7tich like 3looch"!! hehe LOL :-)

We were in class, he was ga3ed next to me. Ou like, faj2a, like, gam he screamed PINKYYYYYY!!!!! I was like *weh* *sh9ayer il yom* *weh* whaaaat He said like reeeeeee7tich 3looooch. I was like I like said hahahehe what does that mean? He like was like like: maaaaadray, chena 3loooooch madry shino. hahehe sniff sniff kint a3lech 3looch ou shakla sham il ree7a weeeeee LOL

9ara7a my friends and i are the lamest/weirdest on earth!

hehe 3loooooch

mental note: i should just shoot myself. my ignorance to how racist i am is a reason enough to do so.

Ponder Thrice, Madame

The lame blogger gets the attention of the shallow
True.. but
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the lamer blogger gets chickspenned!
Keep that in mind..